I’ve met a handful of nuts through the years
Enough to drive me nuts, oh I fear!
So I’m nut a fan of a nut-orious man;
Just a simple monkey nut man would do.
He’ll say nut-thing fancy, no big words I’m sure,
But in a nutshell, he’ll tell me what’s true.
But believe it or nut, he’ll talk about roasting
the hard nuts that ain’t easy to chew.
And the cog-nut-ive therapy we give to each other
will be nut-thing like I ever knew.
So I’m drawing a plan to find my monkey nut man
To tell him, “I’m nuts about you!”