The Monkey Nut Man

I’ve met a handful of nuts through the years
Enough to drive me nuts, oh I fear!

So I’m nut a fan of a nut-orious man;
Just a simple monkey nut man would do.

He’ll say nut-thing fancy, no big words I’m sure,
But in a nutshell, he’ll tell me what’s true.

But believe it or nut, he’ll talk about roasting
the hard nuts that ain’t easy to chew.

And the cog-nut-ive therapy we give to each other
will be nut-thing like I ever knew.

So I’m drawing a plan to find my monkey nut man
To tell him, “I’m nuts about you!”